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Yo Mama Jokes

Hooked On Dem Jets

How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?
You give them a quarter and they'll let you score!

Knock Knock... Sham

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sham who?
I didn't know we were talking about yo mama.

Yo Daddy Is So Bald

Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.

Yo Mama Bald

Yo mama is so bald I can see what she's thinking.

Yo Mama Bath

Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on the bathwater.

Yo Mama Golden Arches

Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck!

Yo Mama Laundromat

The only difference between your mama and a washing machine is, after you drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow you around!

Yo Mama Road Sign

Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!

Yo Mama Stumbled

Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.

Yo Mama vs. a Winding Road

What is the difference between yo' mama and a winding road? The winding road has curves you can get used to!

Yo Mama vs. Godzilla

Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

Yo Mama's Breath Stinks

Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!

Yo Mama's Fertile

Yo mama's so dirty, plants grow off her ass.

Yo Mama's Halloween

Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.

Yo Mama's Poor

Yo Mama's so poor when she opens the front door its the back yard.

Yo Mama's Skinny

Yo Mama is so skiny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Yo Mama's Like a Brick

Yo mama is like a brick -- she is always getting laid.

Yo Mama's Like the Pilsbury Doughboy

Yo Mama's like the Pilsbury Doughboy. Everybody wants to poke her.

Yo Mama's Poor Christmas

Yo Mama is so poor, she told your little siser that Santa Claus was dead.

Yo Mama's Psychic Friends

Yo' mama so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!

Yo Mama's So Dumb

Yo' mama so dumb, she failed a pregnancy test!

Yo Mama's So Dumb

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher.

Yo Mama's So Dumb

Yo mama's so dumb she thought Master P was a special restroom.

Yo Mama's So Dumb

Yo mama's so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

Yo Mama's So Dumb

Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.

Yo Mama's So Dumb

Yo Mama's so dumb, she went to a movie that said ''under 18 not admitted,'' so she left to go get 17 of her friends.

Yo Mama's So Dumb

Yo' mama so dumb, when she filled out her job application and it said ‘sex,’ she wrote “not lately."

Yo mama's So Dumb

Yo mama is so dumb that she got locked in the bathroom and pissed her pants.

Yo mama's So Dumb

Yo mama so stupid, when you were born she saw the umbilical cord and said, “Hey it comes with cable!”

Yo mama's So Fat

Yo' mama so fat, she falls out of bed on both sides!

Yo mama's So Fat

Yo' mama so fat, when she needs to wipe her butt, she sends out a search party!

Yo mama's So Fat

Yo' mama so fat, she got more rolls than a bakery!

Yo mama's So Fat

Yo' mama so fat, all the restaurants have signs that say "Max. Occupancy 240 OR Yo' Mama."

Yo mama's So Fat

Yo' mama so fat, fat is a compliment!

Yo Mama Hardware

Yo Mama's like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw!

Yo Mama Vacuum

Yo Mama's like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, and is thrown back in the closet.

Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You

1. How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
2. Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
3. Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.
4. Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.
5. That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
6. Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
7. The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.
8. Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
9. Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
10. Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.

Yo mama's stupid

Yo Mama is so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.

Yo mama's So Poor

Yo' mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list!